Orlando Sentinel:

Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor’s property, FHP reported.

To me, it sounds like a possible suicide, or even more likely, drunk driving.

UPDATE: Turns out Woods only suffered facial lacerations, and alcohol doesn’t seem to be involved.